Red and myself walked out of the office and then across the yard towards the main stable building… The two stable boys were waiting just inside the huge wooden stable doors with our waiting horses saddled and ready for us… Because of the August Bank Holiday “Cock Slave & Punishment” party was taking place later that very day there were more new stable boys in attendance than any of us had ever seen before… Just as we approached the huge old wooden doors one of the new stable boys walked towards us with Lady Imogen’s saddle in his arms and both Red and myself noticed that his eyes were absolutely fixed to the front of Red’s jodhpurs… Both Red and myself were wearing white riding blouses and spike heeled riding boots but Red’s new jodhpurs were absolutely skin-tight and the prominent outline of her vulva could be clearly seen through the thin material as the seam pulled up hard between her outer vaginal lips displaying her sacred sex and clitoris quite beautifully… Both of our eyes watched the stable boy as we took a couple more steps and drew level with him and just at the last moment the new stable boy seemed to come to his senses and his eyes quickly snapped back to look straight in front of him again… But of course it was already FAR too late and it was important that the new stable boy was taught a VERY important lesson in self-control…

(more…)

1. Yes = Yes
2. No = No
3. Maybe = Maybe
4. I am hungry = I am hungry
5. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
6. I am tired = I am tired
7. Nice dress = Nice tits
8. I love you = Let’s have sex
9. I am bored = Let’s have sex
10. What’s wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
11. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
12. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
13. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
14. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
15. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
16. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the
next 3 mins.
17. Let’s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person because I’d
like to have sex with you.
18. I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I’m gay

1. Yes = No
2. No = Maybe
3. Maybe = No
4. We need… = I want…
5. I am sorry = you’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don’t want you to
8. Do what you want = But you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you’re dead
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
13. You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
15. It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
16. You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
17. I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good film on TV
18. How much do you love me? = I did something that you’re really not going to like

40-ish………………………………………49
Adventurous……………..Slept with all your mates
Athletic………………………………..No tits
Average looking……………Has a face like an arse
Beautiful………………………Pathological liar
Contagious Smile………………Does a lot of pills
Educated………………..Was fucked to bits at University
Emotionally Secure………………….On medication
Feminist……………………………Bad hair and no dress sense
Free spirit………………………………Junkie
Friendship first……………………..Former slut
Fun……………………………………Annoying
Gentle……………………………………..Dull
Good Listener…………………………..Autistic
New-Age………………………..Body hair problems
Old-fashioned……………………..No Blow Jobs or Anal
Open-minded……………………………Desperate
Outgoing…………………….Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate………………………….Sloppy drunk
Poet…………………………………Depressive
Professional………………………………Bitch
Romantic………………………………….Frigid
Social…………………………………….A twat like a torn pocket
Cuddly……………………………………..Fat
Voluptuous……………………………..Very Fat
Large lady……………………………Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate………………………….Stalker
Widow…………………………………..Murderer

Women’s sand volleyball is sex-fixated and discriminating, stated former Swedish equality minister Margareta Winberg. She gets support from her Norwegian colleague.